dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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