i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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