This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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