just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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