i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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