this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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