That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
