Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
her vagine was all disorganized.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
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