Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
that's an acceptable place to lick
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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