I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Houston, we have a blender
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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