the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I still have a little drunk in my system
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
