I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
My ATM looks so different sober.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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