BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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