Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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