READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
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