"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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