Its about making memories worth repressing
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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