I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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