i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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