My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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