I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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