So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
they need to just BURY HIM!
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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