Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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