New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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