shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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