I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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