Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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