Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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