Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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