I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You were trust falling into bushes
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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