it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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