Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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