Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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