I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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