The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Just high enough for therapy.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I wear drunk well.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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