absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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