I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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