So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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