IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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