If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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