Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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