My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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