Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
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