Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
