Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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