i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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