Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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