i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
they're like a gay fantastic four
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Shame is for Republicans.
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