it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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