Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
This gyro tastes like lonliness
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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