We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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