i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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