I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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