Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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