talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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