I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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