wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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